NUMBER: 22

POSITION: Jammer/Blocker

VITAL STATS: 6’4, 280lbs of steel

BIO: As the Skateful Dead’s largest player, Timbit is a force to be reckoned with. She dominates the track with her muscle mass, her bull-like shoulders and her bulging biceps. “It was like I was hit by a train,” says one skater who fought against Timbit’s brute strength on the flat track. A veteran skater since 2010, people always ask her how she maintains such a herculean physique – the secret’s in the diet. A combination of raw eggs, whole chickens and large double doubles keep the blood flowin’. In her spare time Timbit enjoys cribbage and pulling Boeing 747′s with her teeth.