POSITION: Jammer / Blocker
VITAL STATS: Just right.
BIO: Skate at Home Mom was born in 2010, right along with KDG, and eight years after her first-born son. Having mastered the art of modern-day home-making, this mother of two was looking for a new challenge when roller derby caught her eye and struck her fancy. Obsessed with organization and structure, this blocker-turned-jammer is equally comfortable on the track, in the boardroom, and fussing over you in her kitchen. Fans everywhere are looking forward to her autobiography/advice column/reality show triad, still in development. You won’t want to miss The Real Housewives of Derbyville, coming soon to a merch table near you.